When I first saw the
promo for Mother a couple of
weeks back I was impressed at how Blondie had managed to pull something fresh
and contemporary out of the bag yet again and was genuinely happy for this
legendary band. Blondie has been in my ears for most of my life and PLASTIC
LETTERS, although often overshadowed by it’s slick mega-hit follow up is
arguably one of the great albums of the 70’s.
But that was a long time
ago and Blondie have to be admired for creating a new lease of life for
themselves without relying on cabaret. PANIC OF GIRLS kicks off in fine form. D-Day is abrasive spiky pop and the synth driven What
I Heard is everything you expect
from a band of such distinction. It would sit comfortably alongside anything
from their catalogue. The glossy Mother is deservedly the spearhead single and has the same charisma as Maria
from NO EXIT had. If everything
continued along these lines, this would be a stellar record... but no...
instead we get The End The End
which sounds like an Ace Of Base reject... dull and uninspired... and by the
time the take on Sophia George’s Girlie Girlie rolls along ( by all accounts a shit song in the first place
), I find myself embarrassed to listen... I expect these sort of cod
reggae cover excursions from UB40 but this is a new low. Love Doesn’t
Frighten Me raises everything
back to the standard of the first three tracks but things soon plummet again.
Low points include Sunday Smile
which sounds like something off THE HUNTER ( not a positive comment ) and Wipe
Off My Sweat, a lame Shakira
type effort. What’s in between is forgettable at best. The final track, China
Shoes is a saving grace. It’s a
slow burner but the guitars are chunky and it sounds very New York, which is
after all the enduring identity of Blondie.
I don’t believe it’s an
age thing and that they’ve somehow lost it. There’s plenty of evidence of creative
life... Chris Stein and Clem Burke are huge talents and Deborah Harry still
sounds amazing... maybe the problem lies in the songwriting credits, which are
more scatty than a later day Ramones record, with a lot of external writers
including one of the producers of the album. This is never a good idea, no
matter what the credentials are. There were seemingly 35 tracks recorded for
this album... What’s presented here cannot possible be the pick of the bunch.
Last year Devo recorded a load of tracks and let the fans decide what to put on
the album. Maybe not the path everyone should take but Blondie please take
note, you are evidently capable of higher art than this lopsided schizoid mess.
- BOZ








